”  He is out again. I heard the neighbours are looking up quail recipes”

” Quail babies of every colour of the rainbow. He thinks they are cute. If I pulled a stunt like that, I would be roasted! “

” WHAT! Come and get it in this weather?! Whatever happened to roost service? “

” I was just looking at the next door garden when he spotted me. You should have heard the language! I heard the expletive  ‘chicken pie’  twice! ”

” Keep scratching girls, he has not spotted us yet!”