” Off course he is not going to replace you with an ostrich. Besides, that is a Puffball mushroom, not an egg”

“The resident Kereru has gulped down every cherry on the cherry tree. Now I want to see him handle last night’s plum windfall”

” Good thing his Christmas hat blinded him and he dropped his bit of cake. Bad thing it happened only after he had ‘decorated’ me “

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Slug in Glove Syndrome

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