” Oi! What’s this then! “

” More hens, YESS! Another rooster, NOOO! Just wait until I get down from here, I will kill him!”

” RUN! He is deworming everything he gets his hands on!”

“For goodness sakes!  No, he is not investing in birds who lay hedgehogs!”

“She surprised him with a birthday party.  Lets give him another surprise; you eat the Cavolo Nero he planted this morning and I will eat the carrot seedlings.”